Bedtime Stories for Privileged Children (Charming Tales of Wealth and Entitlement for Tots Who Were Simply Born Better) - Daniel Foxx

''As if Succession was turned into a series of Ladybird books'' - THE TIMES''A terribly funny book from an absolutely disgraceful person'' -JOE LYCETT''Daniel''s writing is hilarious, although it makes me worry about how I''m bringing my children up'' - JOSH WIDDICOMBE''Finally! Some stories to shut those little brats up who disturb me at brunch!'' -TOM ALLENAuthor and comedian Daniel Foxx presents a wonderful collection of stories especially for the little darlings of the fabulously wealthy - that can also be enjoyed by YOU, the downtrodden, pitiful, ordinary adult!Read about the everyday adventures of Rupert, Shallotte and Genevievette as they ski, holiday, and drift around Selfridges - whilst always keeping a healthy distance from the dreaded hoi polloi!Other magical adventures include:Rupert goes on holiday! But what is ''duty free''? And why do poor people love it so much?Cosmo goes to state school, where the teachers wear jeans and no-one can understand Latin!Lily goes with Daddy to work! And fires Kate from marketing!!BEDTIME STORIES FOR PRIVILEGED CHILDREN is the perfect Christmas gift - whether you''re wintering in Aspen, summering in Tuscany, or simply want to keep the little ones quiet in the back of the Range Rover Evoque.***Contains adult language