Noah Could Never - Simon James Green

"Side-splitting comedy" - The Guardian"Refreshingly positive...sure to leave you with a smile on your face." - OK Magazine Noah''s back, and more bananas! He and Harry are now officially boyfriends, but is Noah ready for the difference? It''s no help that a group of cosmopolitan French exchange students have descended on Little Fobbing - including sexy Pierre Victoire, who seems to have his eye on Harry! Meanwhile, Noah''s paired up with a girl ... who, most outrageously, is not even French. But that''s not all: the police are monitoring Noah, and he can''t tell if it''s because his dad and secret half-brother, Eric, have made off with his gran''s fake diamonds; because his PE teacher is receiving mysterious cash infusions from Russia; or because drag queen Bambi Sugapops is hiding out at Noah''s house in the midst of a knock-down, bare-knuckled drag feud.Will Noah ever catch a break?!